If I could, I'd speak Latin. Until then, there's tumblr.
Tue Dec 8

My dad is pro.

So one of our family friends ruptured his Achilles’ tendon.

After offering condolences, my dad added

“I guess you forgot to dipĀ the heel inĀ Ambrosia :)”

WHHHHHHAAT WHEN DID MY DAD LEARN GREEK MYTHOLOGY?!?

Mind. Blown.